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Above: Sue (Victoria Bidewell) meets the rather unpleasant
PredAlien.
A sequel to a dire action/horror
movie – especially one based on a computer game –
is normally cause to flee for the hills. Ever since the
Bob Hoskins-starring Super Mario Brothers nearly killed
the careers of all involved way back in 1993, computer game
movies have had a truly abysmal history. Remember the Jean
Claude Van Damme vehicle Street Fighter? The tedious attempt
to do justice to the classic game Doom? How about the legion
of wonderfully awful films from German schlock director
Uwe Boll – the likes of House of the Dead, Alone in
the Dark and Bloodrayne – all of which are so bad
they’re, well, all but unwatchable? Let’s face
it, even the Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movies have been
far more rubbish than they’re worth, just to see the
sultry star in a variety of skimpy outfits.
But, of course, there has always been great potential for
movies based on computer games – at least during the
last decade or so, when the storylines and production values
of PC and console games have been challenging some films
in terms of quality. For frenetic action on the big screen,
what better than emulating the heart-thumping adrenaline
rush of a first person shooter?
So when the first Aliens vs Predator movie came out in 2004,
there was much cause for hope. After all, the game itself
– first released in 1999 – was a gloriously
tense piece of heart-in-throat pixelated action. Splicing
together two of the best sci-fi monster film franchises
of the last few decades, and chucking the player right into
the heart of the dark and scary action, the game managed
to get the atmosphere of the Alien and Predator movies absolutely
spot on, and went on to sell millions of copies.
While the Predator film franchise died a death after the
below-par Danny Glover-starring sequel in 1990, the original
Arnold Schwarzenegger movie from 1987 was a gloriously over-the-top
piece of action movie history. Similarly, the Alien series
may have stuttered to an ignominious end with the fourth
instalment, 1997’s Alien: Resurrection, but the first
two in the series were among the best genre pictures ever
made. Ridley Scott’s 1979 original ratcheted up the
tension throughout, while James Cameron’s 1986 sequel
is one of the best all-out action films of a decade packed
with such movies.
If only, thought fans of both the films and the games when
news of the first Aliens vs Predator film emerged, if only
they can do the two series’ justice, this could be
one of the most fun films in years. Original director Paul
W.S. Anderson had proved his ability with 1997’s gruesomely
atmospheric sci-fi flick Event Horizon, so there was room
for hope – even taking into account his poor track
record of computer game films Mortal Kombat and Resident
Evil. Instead, we ended up with a movie that made less than
no sense, which barely tied in to the original films, and
that lacked the depth even of the relatively superficial
plot of the game.
But the studio execs seem to have realised where they went
wrong. Computer games are not just for kids any more, so
computer game movies shouldn’t be given scripts that
could have been written by a five-year-old, and violence
levels designed to gain a low certificate and the kiddie
market. This time, they promise, they’ve got it right
– with violence, gore and effects to the fore. It’s
still an incredibly stupid film, of course, but surely that’s
the whole point of a franchise that focuses on two races
of extra-terrestrial killing machines? If you like such
silliness, this time they’ve thankfully very nearly
got it spot on.
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