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Dr Seuss is hardly
the easiest of children’s authors to adapt. Most famous
for writing in nonsense rhyme about bizarre creatures doing
even more bizarre things, his cult status is little wonder.
The Cat in the Hat? How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Certainly
oddball, and among the most popular children’s books
of the past half century.
Sadly, however, they also made for truly awful, chaotic
children’s films – the first starring Mike Myers
in unconvincing make-up; the second Jim Carrey in more of
the same.
Nonetheless, despite being decidedly more traditional than
either The Cat in the Hat or How the Grinch Stole Christmas,
this film adaptation of Horton Hears a Who! is the first
big-screen Dr Seuss adaptation of recent years to be animated
– surely the natural medium for animal-starring stories?

The thing about Dr Seuss’s
books is that they’re simply too surreal to work as
live action movies. The Cat in the Hat was, after all, written
as an educational work for children learning to read, inspired
by an article he had seen in Life magazine back in 1954.
Theodore Geisel – Seuss’s real name –
had already written several works for children, popular
for their distinctive illustrations, and found himself namechecked
in the article as an example of what educators should aspire
to. At once proud and inspired, he set himself the challenge
of producing a book for young children with a total vocabulary
of just 250 words, the better to help them learn to read.
It was precisely this simplicity that created such memorably
silly rhymes and shaped Seuss’s distinctive style
for the next several decades.
Horton Hears a Who!, however, dates from before this magazine-inspired
revelation. His tenth book, it was a sequel to 1940’s
Horton Hatches the Egg, all about a kindly elephant duped
into minding an egg for a bored bird who no longer wants
to sit in her nest. While certainly absurdist, it was more
in the vein of Rudyard Kipling’s slightly odd Just
So Stories than the truly surreal later Dr Seuss books,
providing a nice simple moral within a strange but simple
plot.
Jim Carrey returns as the voice of Horton, with rising comic
star Steve Carell as the mayor of Who-ville. At which point
it’s probably worth pointing out that the “Who”
of the title is a microscopic creature living on a microscopic
planet, so small it can’t be seen. Only Horton, with
his huge ears, is aware of its existence because, well…
only he can hear them. As you’d expect, when the other
animals spot Horton apparently talking to thin air and claiming
to hear voices, they think he’s gone mad. And so it’s
up to the Whos to try to save him – cue much hilarity.
Only, well… there isn’t that much hilarity.
Because Horton Hears a Who is only 72 pages long, it hardly
provides enough material for a feature-length film. Indeed,
the much-loved 1970s TV version lasted for a little under
half an hour, and even that felt a touch stretched at times.
How on earth have they managed to pad it out enough to entertain
for an hour and a half?
Well, it’s simple really – they’ve added
all kinds of additional elements to the storyline, from
attempts to blow up the Whos’ planet to a lengthy
quest for Horton to transport them to a safe new home away
from the dangers of the jungle.
The end result is something that will only really appeal
to very young children. But while this may be a disappointment
to Dr Seuss’s legion of adult fans, considering the
fact that this was precisely his original target audience,
it’s decidedly appropriate.
• Above: Horton hears voices no one else
can.
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