The St Trinian’s
series of films have long been a much-loved part of that
British comedy tradition in which sexual innuendo and compromising
positions are, if anything, rather more important than plot.
The epitome of this cinematic sub-genre is, of course, the
Carry On series. Yet though the Carry Ons may have run to
a total of 29 movies, with a rather poor attempt at a revival
in 1992, and the St Trinian’s series only made it
to four, with an equally shoddy attempt to bring the series
back in 1980, the St Trinian’s films were the blueprint.
After all, the four originals – The Belles of St Trinian’s,
Blue Murder at St Trinian’s, The Pure Hell of St Trinian’s
and The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery – ran
from 1954 to 1966, while the first Carry On, Carry On Sergeant,
only arrived in 1958.
Based on a series of satirical drawings by cult cartoonist
Ronald Searle, revolving around what must surely count as
the worst boarding school ever created, for the 1950s such
a broad attack on established norms was a genuine shock.
Showing schoolgirls as sexual creatures, with a predatory
interest in men? Showing that the British public school
system might not be quite the bastion of traditional values
that everyone had assumed it to be?
Yet surprisingly, the first St Trinian’s film was
not the first to launch such an attack on the establishment.
Instead it was 1950’s The Happiest Days of Your Lives,
set at a girl’s boarding school during the Second
World War, where a group of boys end up having to share
the facilities, with entertainingly predictable hijinks
ensuing. It was a modest success, and also acted as the
model for the St Trinian’s series, being produced
as it was by the same people responsible for the later films
and – in Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole
and more – featuring many of the same actors.
The end result was an iconic series which helped define
an era – that transition from post-war austerity to
teenage rebellion and sexualisation, and a gradual, cheeky
loss of respect for the old guard of the establishment.
But, of course, despite the subversion of some of the jokes
and subject-matter the silliness – much as with the
Carry On films – was mostly aimed at plain, simple,
slightly risqué fun.
The revived St Trinian’s comes at a far less innocent
time, where saucy innuendo seems so very passé that
the long British tradition of seaside postcard humour has
all but died. As such, it’s hard to work out quite
what the target audience is for this movie – bar,
perhaps, dirty old men keen to see an array of attractive
young women (ranging from twentysomething popstars Girls
Aloud and supermodel Lily Cole through to up-and-coming
starlet Mischa Barton) dressed in kinky schoolgirl outfits.
But coming as it does at Christmas, the answer soon becomes
clear – this is a big screen pantomime. It doesn’t
seem obvious at first, but when you bear in mind that the
headmistress of the school is played by a man – Alastair
Sim in the original, Rupert Everett in this new version
– and the silly plot is buoyed by quirky asides and
set-pieces, backed up by a cast of familiar faces (here,
the likes of Stephen Fry, Colin Firth, Celia Imrie, Anna
Chancellor and Lena Headey). Comedian-cum-TV presenter and
“sex addict” Russell Brand is in the Buttons
role (otherwise known as cheeky, slightly seedy scam Flash
Harry, originally played by George Cole) and adds a suitable
sense of tabloid-friendly outrageousness to the proceedings
– and also betrays the rather low ambitions. This
is a low-key British film aimed squarely at a British audience.
It is not aiming for global domination, merely for a few
laughs over the festive season. In that, it achieves its
aim perfectly adequately – but don’t expect
any fresh additions to the St Trinian’s series any
time soon.